Romance with Ted Cruz (aka Shits and Giggles) Poor old Ted Cruz, he can’t kiss his lassHis lassy (that’s Heidi) ...
Month: June 2019
Mythical BeastMythical Beast
The Detention Centaur (aka Stephen Miller’s Half Assed Policies) Stephen Miller thought he was very stoic A magical beast, a ...
Trump Says What?Trump Says What?
Trump Pun Conundrum (aka Say What You Mean and Mean You Say What?) It’s not what I mean These things ...
A Word to the WiseA Word to the Wise
Wise-guys (aka Trump and Friends) He’s a little wise-guy That George Stephenopolous Just like those wrong FBI guys On George ...
Firemen and Iraq in the NewsFiremen and Iraq in the News
Mitch “El Wrangle Low” McConnell and Don I’ll Tell All (Aka Putin’s Ninja Turtles) Down deep in the sewers there ...
Grope on a RopeGrope on a Rope
The Gropes of Wrath (aka Hang ‘Em High) I try to avoid smut words like “grope” Because that is a ...
Boris and Jeremy HuntBoris and Jeremy Hunt
The Bombastic Untried Grisly Gormless Etonian Racist vs The Charterhouse Underdog Nonentity Tory (aka Either Way the UK’s in a ...
Hopelessly Devoted?Hopelessly Devoted?
No Hope (aka Coping Strategy) There once was a young lass called Hope Who worked for a terrible dope But ...
Rope a Dope HopeRope a Dope Hope
Committee Hearings (aka Hear no Evil – Muting for Putin!) Hope Hicks speaks very softly to stall You can hardly ...
The Miracle of CreationThe Miracle of Creation
The Creationists Delight (aka Trump the Evangelist Disproves Darwin) It seems that Trump thinks ethnic dilutionRequires some kind of “final ...