Hurting Your Cranium (aka Transformers – Rude Taunts in Disguise) Fast Breeder Reactionaries Bojo and Mogg Work hard all day, ...
Day: September 29, 2019
Garden of NeedingGarden of Needing
The Jealousy Flower Show (aka Judging Withers) Some thoughts about the different flowers They’re not alike…their garden powers Vary … ...
Mogg’s MindMogg’s Mind
Idiocracy (aka The Ladybird book of How it Doesn’t Work – Jacob’s Brain) The problem with these experts Is that ...
Boris Partly Kills PhysicsBoris Partly Kills Physics
Johnson’s Progress (aka The Tacky One’s Direction of Travel) He thinks that he is faster that light Like a tachyon ...
Titanic StruggleTitanic Struggle
The Titanic (aka The Struggle to Control a Ship of a State) Icy waters lay ahead Yet they headed at ...
Mogg’s RoastingMogg’s Roasting
Hog Roast (aka Foul Play at the Mogg’s Barbecue) The Maniacal Monocled Mogg Didn’t like pigs, he ate hog No ...
Jacob’s Shite RebellionJacob’s Shite Rebellion
The Jacob Shite Rebellion (aka The Johnson Uprising – Another Weak and Unstable Cock-Up) There once was a Jacob Ree-Moggy ...
Rees-Mogg Hedges his BetsRees-Mogg Hedges his Bets
Jacob Rees-Mogg – Crusader to replace the EU Hegemony … with his very own “Hedge The Money” There once was ...
Jacob Attacks an Elitist SpeakerJacob Attacks an Elitist Speaker
The Unspoken Word (aka Bind, Gag, Mute!) “Rip out his tongue Poke out his eyes He’s blind and cannot speak” ...
Gove’s FundamentalsGove’s Fundamentals
The Little Prince (aka How it Works – Michael Gove) It ill behoves Sweet Michael Gove To ignore parliament But ...