Johnson’s Progress (aka The Tacky One’s Direction of Travel) He thinks that he is faster that light Like a tachyon ...
Month: September 2019
Titanic StruggleTitanic Struggle
The Titanic (aka The Struggle to Control a Ship of a State) Icy waters lay ahead Yet they headed at ...
Mogg’s RoastingMogg’s Roasting
Hog Roast (aka Foul Play at the Mogg’s Barbecue) The Maniacal Monocled Mogg Didn’t like pigs, he ate hog No ...
Jacob’s Shite RebellionJacob’s Shite Rebellion
The Jacob Shite Rebellion (aka The Johnson Uprising – Another Weak and Unstable Cock-Up) There once was a Jacob Ree-Moggy ...
Rees-Mogg Hedges his BetsRees-Mogg Hedges his Bets
Jacob Rees-Mogg – Crusader to replace the EU Hegemony … with his very own “Hedge The Money” There once was ...
Jacob Attacks an Elitist SpeakerJacob Attacks an Elitist Speaker
The Unspoken Word (aka Bind, Gag, Mute!) “Rip out his tongue Poke out his eyes He’s blind and cannot speak” ...
Gove’s FundamentalsGove’s Fundamentals
The Little Prince (aka How it Works – Michael Gove) It ill behoves Sweet Michael Gove To ignore parliament But ...
Brexit LiesBrexit Lies
The Lie of the Land (aka The Chancers) Now we see the reason why Brexiteers accept a lie It is ...
Bojo the IrrelevantBojo the Irrelevant
Dumbjo the Irrelevant (if only) has Gone Prorogue (aka Boris Blows his own Trumpet) Sadly he isn’t irrelevant A shame ...
Pro RoguesPro Rogues
Proroguing for Beginners (aka To the Future Back) First “take back democracy” It is sacrosanct, None of it can reside ...