Flatulation Calculation

 
Flatulation Calculation - Cooking the Books with Hot Air
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There once was a hyperbolic so curved
In the truth that Donald Trump Senior swerved
So he sat in his bath
Learning to do new math
Then said "Eureka, my win I deserved"

But he'd forgotten to carry the one
Who was otherwise well known as his son
Whose "facts" did not add up to
Everything that he knew
In factorial terms his truth was none

But once Senior was aboard Airforce One
That's when his calculations he begun
To propositional disputes
He found imaginary roots
By adopting contradiction for fun

In the end it must be concluded
That Trump Junior and Senior Colluded
For a problem arose
When they ran out of toes
To count so, a solution eluded
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