Spin Okay? No! (aka Just-Happy to find out what Sarah knows)
An old Special Counsel called Mueller
Brought in Sarah Sanders to gruel her
But to measure her lies
Looking between her eyes
Required an extendable ruler
Then the question was "what would she say"?
(Or similar phonetically)
Is she really that fake?
With her answers opaque
She'd become a real boisterous cray
But Mueller's team were hoping to know
Could the huckster ever learn and grow
Though it made them all wince
As she nosed, inch by inch
Close to taking all eyes with one blow
Pinocchio knows?
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