An Address to the Alienated (aka How to Tell He's Prompted)
"We must make a change to show our humanity"
That's what Trump was told by Saintly Sean Hannity
And Stephen Miller was almost in tears
At the thought of innocent minors - he fears
With the speed of "I'll get this one"
These aides, know if they can get done
Something, that to others, seems more than risky
But that's because they are virile and frisky
And so Miller elected, to write out a list
Of demands, he’d decide, upon which to insist
Were needed to satisfy Miller's desire
To be giving the youngsters what they require
Trump read Miller's list to Kellyanne
Who said "Give this speech all that you can
Make sure that you just read out the tele-prompt
But don't be tempted to say 'we're being swamped'"
And the last advice on the papers he clutched
She'd written "I don't want to see mic untouched"
But as he stood up words formed in his brain
And then his mouth he just could not restrain
"A mass exodus will arrive at the border
A vast caravan - so full of disorder
All I can think of is those little ones
And how to "protect" them with bullets and guns
With the help of search lights and alsatians
And low level hints of sexual predations
For it always helps to have a deterrent
And that's just one that's in cages inherent"
Trump then concluded with this peroration
"I fear we're becoming a terror nation"
For once he was right though not quite how he meant
For the terror came from his own government
From amphibious creatures that dwelt in his swamp
And the reptile called Corey who once went "womp womp"
Ironic then, that the orange lizard's elation
Was at 'Murica re-born - an alien nation.
Thanks to Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder's Double Entendres) for the masterful mic drop.
Alienation
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