Trump-Kim

Jong at Heart 
(aka Affair - That's Stale in New York) 
- starring DJ Trump and l'il Rocket Dude

 Scary tales can come true
 They can happen to you
 When you're not so smart

 You can tell yourselves lies
 And pretend Putin's spies
 Will not tear you apart

 You can build all your memes
 On impossible themes
 You can justify acts
 With alternative facts

 But here is the best part 
 You get a head start
 If you love every one of Kim Jong Un's farts