A Scottish Lament aboot a Lamentable Bawbag
(a tale o’ golfin’ an’ tweetin’)
“Haud yer wheesht” said his auld Scottish caddy
Ye Tweet like a dementit jihadi
Yer ma wis a Scot
But yer aw fu o rot
And ye greet like a stupit wee laddy
Translations:
Greet: to cry, or whimper in pathetic fashion
Bawbag: 1 That's whaur ye keep yer baws
2 Donald J Trump
Haud yer wheesht: shut yer cake hole
The rest: Scots is mostly a guttural and onomatopoeic language and hence can often be inferred, but the use of Google is also permitted!