The Fashion Victim (aka The News Bulletin)
For the Wild West
This garment’s the best
With passion
For fashion
Wear this Kevlar vest
Wayne’s World (aka NRA – New Reality Armageddon it on Expenses)
The NRA’s old leadership clique
Are a class above, they’re unique
Like to spend their time
And occasional dime
In exclusive retreats and boutiques
(Wayne LaPierre NRA CEO went on expensive shopping spree to buy clothes blitz)