A Hard Nights Tweet (By Lol McBarkney and the Tweetles)
It’s been a hard tweets night, and I’ve been working (like a dog)
Trying to keep up with, that orange tainted Pepe frog
But when he stops tweeting (phew) he still has more words to spew
Still fake – he feels alt-right
You know he jerks all day with campaign money for silencing
He thinks it’s worth it so he can hear himself say “bigly” and “bing, bing, bing”
And turn planet Earth to stone, ’cause carbon debt’s just a loan
His grossest deal’s – soak pay
When he’s home Melancholia wants to fight
When he’s home feeling her scratching him and bite
Owww!
But for his backers a groan, when bending over he’s prone
For Rusher he’s hoe cray
When he’s in Moscow everything seems alt-right
While Putin’s holding him very tight, tight, yeah
It’s been a tweets day’s night, and Trump’s been twerking like a hog,
It’s been a tweets day’s night, he’s been smirking in his tweet blog,
But when he get’s home to do, telling more lies than things true
It makes him feel alt-right
You know he feels alt-right
You know he feels alt-right…
Thanks to Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder’s Double Entendres) for the supply of double entendres. Unfortunately, it was necessary to include a few more single entendres than usual due to the rise in the price of double entendres as a result of tariffs imposed entendre producing countries.