J’accuse Fake Qs – Alex Jones and Donald Trump
They are Fake News (aka Mind your Cs and Qs)
In the world of the conspiracy theorist
To any semblance of a truth the nearest
They get to is news fake
Stories they themselves make
That’s to say that they’re just phoney fear-ists
And they think there’s a massive deep state
Run by lizards and the fourth estate
And they never admit
That they’re just full of shit
For they just want an excuse to hate
For a start the world must be flat
And once you’ve awakened to that
With your eyes open wide
You ward off with great pride
Aliens with your tin foil hat
And then, of course, there is the twin towers
It cannot possibly be that our’s
Are minds that can perceive
That which all should believe
It wasn’t planes, but Bush’s super powers
Obama? Well he was born a Kenyan
Spreading that about wasn’t that then fun!
And it’s not about race
It was just that his face
Contrasted the white house – and that’s genuine
And the moon – now then don’t get me started
It is clear that no rocket departed
To land up there p…lease
It’s all made of cheese!
And men can’t survive space, once they’ve farted
And last, but not least, there is the knoll
And Benghazi – let’s believe them all
The Uranium One’s
Paid actors killed by guns
And of course emails – don’t make me LOL
P.S. Forgot about the “witch hunt”
And Pizzagate that is worth a punt
And I truly despise
All the wire-tapping lies
Spread by the orange lying sick ‘unt