Be Best - The Spy who loved Putin (Aka The name's Don - Shamed Don) Nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody makes up, half as many lies, At lying Trump's the best Nobody's such a debtor Wished he knew how to invest His money flows through, Deutsche Bank accounts From the East to the West Although he thinks he's a go getter He had to divest Himself of loss making businesses Casinos he possessed Nobody's such a sweater Due to the IRS Nobody has so many years of tax Still being assessed
Be Best Reprise - The FBI who cuffed him (aka The name's Don - "Framed" Don) Now Trump is feeling the pressure, In fact he feels quite oppressed, So many past lovers are claiming he's An unsolicited sex pest Of half he says 'never met her' The other's he claims to detest All of that talk was just from locker rooms He never touched a breast And Ivanka, though he would pet her She was his little princess There was never anything untoward But she was such a temptress So he just had to let her, Sit on his knee for a rest, And just because he, bounced her up and down a bit Some thought it too much like incest. Yes nobody does it better Trump and his staff are "the best" He says they've beaten all past presidencies What's that? They've all confessed!
Be Best The P-Quell - The Spy with The Golden Pun (aka The name's Don - "Rained On") Nobody likes it wetter Even when he's still half dressed Nobody likes it quite as rude as him In a shower being caressed He promised that he would jet her While standing in his string vest, The "Spy" who "loved" him (Putin paid the fee) She really was not impressed
Please note that certain elements of the “dirty dirty dossier” have never been corroborated so Shamed Don’s license to swill has not yet been revoked.
All events described are fictitious (or haven’t been redacted or unsealed yet).
Thanks once again to Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder’s Double Entendres) for his ongoing supply of innuendo.