Anne Widdicome’s Moral High Ground
(aka The Homo-Erotic Gay Pride Mardi Gras Liberation Parade of Brexit Freedom)
“The freedom to make our own laws”
The mantra of those who want “out”
Laws that deny rights of “others”
Just in case there is any doubt
Widdicome hates regulations
Except when applied to your bed
In which case she has her opinions
And desires that she needs to be fed
For she’s zealous on matters the church
Still think in their domain to preach
Despite the obvious problem
Of their historic “overreach”
Which seems to be putting things mildly
For an institution so full of bile
That very much like Anne Widdicome
We surely now all should revile