Committee Hearings (aka Hear no Evil – Muting for Putin!)
Hope Hicks speaks very softly to stall
You can hardly hear her talk at all
But a voice deep inside her
Blows the case open wider
Exposing her as a Russian doll
That’s how Trump sees her as an asset
(Her posterior is a facet)
That he likes to admire
How it makes him perspire
He watches on VHS Cassette
But lately Trump’s spirits are sagging
Because his polling has been flagging
So he orders “Hope Hicks
Close your mouth on Trump’s tricks”
Desperate to enforce a court gagging
Is that you … Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder’s Double Entendres)? I thought I saw you sneaking around there. Up to your old tricks of adding lewd innuendo to my doggerel again I see.