Dumbjo the Irrelevant (if only) has Gone Prorogue (aka Boris Blows his own Trumpet)
Sadly he isn’t irrelevant
A shame he isn’t an elephant
Though Bojo is dumb
His moment has come
Can he lead well? No the hell he can’t
Yet somehow he thinks that he can fly
The great zip-wire that’s up in the sky
He may take us to heaven
(We’ll have flu – month eleven)
At least we’ll see a smelly “can’t” try