Jacob Rees-Mogg – Crusader to replace the EU Hegemony … with his very own “Hedge The Money”
There once was a chap Jacob Rees Mogg
Who did not keep a journal or log
He asserted his view
“We should leave the E.U.”
But his mind it was shrouded in fog
He said “No deal’s what everyone backs”
Adding “listen you people, relax
We have a white paper”
But this mental vapour
Dissipated on contact with facts
Well, JRM’s butler did try to warn him … “Jobs Go, Me Grace” …