Restoring A Sense of Balance (aka The Sith-Alt Right Movement)
Mitch McConnell said “I have a dream
For the US court that’s Supreme
That one day in the future
A nation’s wounds to suture
We’ll have a new judge on the team
“I have a dream” he stated again
“That one day little judges of men”
Can play together at law
On judicial seesaw
I have a dream – hope for a time when…
Every party has got equal rights
To determine our collective plights
In all matters legal”
But then the bald eagle
Thought “maybe it’s time to take flight”
For Mitch McConnell’s “promised land”
Did not include Merrick Garland
“He’s too far to the centre
and too late to enter
So to block him we must take a stand”
The dark forces had began to stir
As stars and stripes started to blur
The Sith Lord PalpaTrump
Commanded “justice now dump
For it’s Kavanaugh that I prefer”
And McConnell (his apprentice) knew
It was urgent, he must ram it through
Before the mid-terminated
The seed must be germinated
In case the Fed eye resistance grew
Kavanaugh now was close to the brink
Of more power (than ever through drink)
Supreme Court Rep. of Trump
Really Unctuous Men Plump
For a SCROTRUMP they know is Trump’s fink
But just one thing then stood in his way
And it caused just a little delay
For he had a past
That caught up at last
There were accusations to allay
So soon his eyes started to stream
He stuttered then let out a scream
“My reputation’s dismembered
But it must be remembered
Despite blanks – I too have a dream!”