Donald Trump’s Squid Bro Co. (aka Calamari In Arms)
They were the comrades in arms
Whose many tentacled charms
Were hard to resist
(They grabbed round the wrist)
They sucked – but claimed there’s no harms…
In any new plotting to bias
Elections, so as to defy us
And with it’s misquotes
The Kraken takes votes
Now the octopi occupy us
For “misquote” instead just read “lies”
It’s always their plan to devise
New ways to molest
(These molluscs invest
Cephalopods – shells on the rise)
Who then is the squid in this tale?
It’s not Trump, it’s Vlad (the fin male)
Giuliani’s a shark
(Well a dogfish whose bark
Just whines, in a very high wail)
So Trump’s not a big fish at all
Though his fishy tusk does appall
As when he is forceful
Despite his lack of dorsal
He’s more Ne’er-do-well than Narwhal