MAFIA Don – Kissing Putin’s Ring
(With Vlad – “The Vodka Czar”)
Don Trump expects loyalty from made men
Bigly Capo di Tutti Capi then?
He knows what he stands for
It’s an uncivil war
Make America Fight Itself Again
Don Trump thought that he was a smart boss
But his rackets they all made a loss
So he Tweeted a threat
“I own judges like Brett
If you squeal, I’ll send Betsy De Vos!”
Then suddenly Twitter fell mute
As Trump started receiving inPut
One word from the Godfather
Had Trump in a lather
Extorted by Vlad’s photo shoot
Worse still, a man Cohen, with medallion
Ratted out Don’s Mafia battalion
Then a thought from Judge Pirro
(Whose IQ was sub-zero)
“Mikey’s bed! Put in … head of a stallion!”
Then Giuliani got in on the act
When duly panned, he thought – spin Don! Redact!
“A tribute Trump may bring
To Putin bada-bing
And that is fine, even if it’s a fact”
“Also, now what you must realise”
Went on Rudy, with tears in his eyes
“Is when I’m heaven sent
With my feet in cement
I fear Saint Peter’s fake news and lies”
For Giuliani it’s too late to recuse
But truly Don he’s still got plenty to lose
He knows Schiff being crueler
Than Putin – or Mueller’s
“Gonna make Trump an offer he can’t refuse”