Tacky Racists (aka Trump’s “At the Fridge” Don)
by Rabid Burns the Muttley Crew
Donald Trump’s (Dick’s) Dastardly doings
Will result in charges or suings
But while that’s out of reach
They will have to impeach
And then we will find out just who sings
Stephen Miller is rabid Muttley on coke
He has freedoms that he would like to revoke
Round the bend, in a spin
But his tales cannot win
Even when, this racer, he pulls out the choke
Giuliani and Nunes the twosome
Are the ones that are truly most gruesome
Going bats in their belfry
In Trump Tower’s unhealthy
Counting facts, you laugh – as if they’re true-some
Then there is the Gym and there is Jordan
Working out – how to arrange a cordon
Of red-tape to protect
To the max and deflect
He’s a gravelling rock, of a “for Don”
His supporters call opponents “doofus”
None of them really care what the truth is
Rough cut is their saw
Tooth that like Kavanaugh
Likes to cut corners about what “boof” is
Behind them is that Blubbery Barr
Luke he’s lazy, and so is his car
Unable to steer
(He can’t till mobs clear)
His investigations won’t get far
Then – Kellyanne, oh she spits “cops,
They must – pen all Hispanics. Stop
Them from crossing the line
In the race, it is mine
For smiles, then – all of my fits swap”
Next by necessity and intention
Who is the mother of all invention
Who’d grasp at spending cash
For ushering, in a crash
Who has put in the loot in (don’t mention)
Then quickly John Bolton, whose ardent dash
To bring a book out, was his urgent flash
Revealing in a flurry
His “Trump’s Tales” in a hurry
But not to congress – too far for “the ‘tache”
Second last, petering out, is Mike Pence
He’s very slow, but he never relents
He is tiresome, he’s holy
His old tyres have some holes, they
Are imperfect and can’t go straight – they’re bent
And in last place bringing up the rear weakly
Is Lindsay Graham (quite privately, meekly)
He thought he was strong
But no, he is wrong
Both obsequiously and obliquely
How many Tacky Racists did you spot? Here’s a handy checklist –
Dick Dastardly (Donald Trump)
Muttley (Steven Miller) – which, incidentally, is very unfair on dogs
Sergeant Blast (John Bolton) and Private Meekly (Lindsay Graham)
Penelope Pitstop (Kellyanne Conway – though her mouth never takes a pit stop)
Red Max (what Gym Jordan calls Vladimir Putin’s love muscle)
Peter imPerfect (Mike Pence)
Lazy Luke (Bill Barr’s libido) and Blubbery Bear (Bill Barr)
The Slag Brothers – Rock and Gravel (Jim Jordan And Gym Cordon)
The Ant Hill Mob (The Trump Administration)
The Gruesome Twosome (Rudy Giuliani and Devin Nunes)
Rufus Ruffcut (Jim Jordan – he plays many parts)
Sawtooth the Beaver (Brett Kavanaugh)
Professor Pat Pending (Vladimir Putin – who’s always Russian about)