Sheep Hunt (Aka Shari – A Law)
This terrifying brute
Will hunt you as you sleep
That is if you’re ovine
With cloven hooves like sheep
He’ll sneak up from behind
(He does it just for fun)
Then says “you’re done now Lamb Chop”
As he reaches for his gun
But Lamb Chop is a ninja
Shari Lewis taught her well
Soon Don Junior’s in trouble
As the sheep, she gives him hell
But Trump is strong and brave
And Lamb Chop has to retreat
Don Junior’s brought an army
Air power, and the seventh fleet
At least it’s all been worth it
Now Don Junior has his prize
With approval retrospective
(His venture to legitimise)