Scary Plotter (aka The Shamed Barr of Seek Writs)
Bill Barr exonerates the guilty
While punishing the few
Who stand against injustice
(As honest people do)
Bill Barr represents his client
The devil, it’s his view
That all deserve a fair trial
So that we won’t misconstrue
Bill Barr’s good intentions
That pave his road, it’s true
To hell, but he don’t care
That’s always been in his purview
And so this scary plotter
With books six hundred pages long
Thinks tearing out most of the leafs
Is doing nothing wrong
And when he his retired
I’m certain he will sue
Most anyone who tells the truth
They’ll be lined up in a queue