Rudy Gets His Knickers in a Twist
(aka The Four Seasons No Tell)
They tried to make a booking
Of a fancy plush hotel
But their booking went awry
Some say it did not go that well
It’s not the first disaster
It’s not the first mishap
To accompany poor Rudy
Problems just fall into his lap
They booked out the Four Seasons
They thought they’d know it well
But it transpires they did not check
That they’d booked the hotel
Perhaps concentration’s lacking
Maybe Rudy has lost his way
It seems he takes a wrong turn
about every other day
Cos’ Giuliani’s at a cross roads
It’s not his first in life
He was a bore at first
But now he has annoyed his wife …
With hands down pants and antics
That will surely result in strife
It’s already quite a wonder
She hasn’t sharpened the knife …
To cut off Rudy’s danglies
They’re old and gnarled and grey
And twisted with contortion
In every conceivable way
And now he’s holding conferences
Outside a shopping mall
Consisting crematoria
And sex shops to appal …
All of Trump’s evangelicals
Who follow Trump the lamb
Who is in fact not such a goat
He’s far more like a ham
At least he’s about as aware
As any salted meat
Lying dead upon a slab
Fully stuffed with conceit
Well at least Rudy has a plan
To take Trump’s case to court
And film it like seventies erotica
“Guili’s Sex Cami Knickers Playing Sports”