The Dark Lord of The Universe
(aka Top Trump and The Banana Republicans)
The truth now is against the law
Of Bill Barr and Brett Kavanaugh
The hooded President’s
In his dark residence
Ruling with his old withered claw
The leader of the Sith Alt-Right
Movement thinks the terrible might
That he keeps in his cloaks
(His conspiracy hoax)
Can bring darkness into the light
Casting a shadow of distrust
He feigns on Fox News his disgust
At being asked to account
For actions that amount
To the blasting of facts into dust
Lord PalpaTrump thinks it is not too far
To requisition the help of Death Starr
Order’s of which Ken
Will follow again
As PalpaTrump obeys Vlad the deft Czar