Trump’s Right Wing Military Coup
(aka The Donald Explores his Scottish Roots – and finds out that he’s related to Rave Fart)
Donald Trump thinks that a coo
Is a reasonably good thing to “do”
But the Highland one’s got
A large horn, and it’s plot
Being shaggy is “fill Trump with goo”
And so when it had finished with Trump
The Donald had taken the hump
Cos’ the bull’s cosplay role
With the orange asshole
Was to tear him one more in the rump
‘Cos the bull liked to play with the right
They were full of bull up past their shite
And when Bully’s bawz springs
Horny buffalo wings
That’s a full show of military might
Then there’s nothing Trumpy can do
As the rumpy and pumpy ensue
He’s tormented the beast
Now he’s gutted and fleeced
By his right-wing military coo!