Prime Time TV with Giuliani, The Trumper Ape of Democracy
(Aka Sweat-Troll-Telly the Maverick Lawyer)
Rudy says that he can smell out a crime
As he has done it for the eighteenth time
He swears blind it’s the truth
Though he can’t find the proof
Trust Giuliani – he is in his prime
But then Rudy’s lie dye attempts to escape
His hair (that is held firmly with sticky tape)
So it runs down his face
To sweat out, the disgrace
Of being at the head of this Trumper ape
With thanks again to Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder’s Double Entendres) for his assistance.