Patel’s Punishment Time (aka Davy Jones’ Hurt Locker)
It seems that Mistress Patel
Has urges that she cannot quell
They’re nasty, sadistic
Selfish, narcissistic
Yet these services, she can sell
To the Brexiteer public to please
Their lust, for vengeance, with ease
That’s why “man over board”
Now means punish the hordes
Of those who would rescue in seas
Surrounding a seafaring nation
Patel corrects with indignation
She’s ever more strident
As she thrusts her trident
At the drowning, she gasps with elation
Excellent dug.