Conflicting Advice – The Con Job
(aka Boris and The Brexit Party or Boris and Ms. Arcuri?)
There may be something in it for you
If you do what I want you to do
Come along for the ride
But please do stand aside
And once you have been ridden we’re through
Now remember this isn’t a jibe
Either from me or my tribe
For no one can conclude
That when you’ve been screwed
There is any proof of a bribe
Nor could it be described as extortion
Just to ask of you this slight contortion
For our bold enterprise
Please can you compromise
I can’t pull out, have an abortion
And if by then you are feeling abused
Just cast aside very roughly and used
It is the age old story
With every leaving Tory
You’re abandoned, bewildered, confused