How did that Happen? (Aka What a lot of Ballots)
Where did they find all the ballots?
Was it in the morning long after four?
Where did they find all the ballots?
Why could they not just simply ignore?
Where did they find all the ballots?
Were they in envelopes or still in the mail?
Where did they find all the ballots?
The postal service was intended to run like a snail.
Where did they find all the ballots?
Who’s votes were illegal they cast them the wrong way
Where did they find all the ballots?
That’s the big question “so many people” say
Where did they find all the ballots?
I had rallies so big for which I won’t pay
Where did they find all the ballots?
While I super spread and filled minds with dread
Where did they find all the ballots?
I’ve got accusations without the merest shred
Of evidence because I don’t do facts
I only do lies, my truth free tweets redact
My attitude to science is very relaxed
If it doesn’t support me I’ll hire some new quacks
Where did they find all the ballots…
Who knows. But it does seem that there are an awful lot of them.
Poor old Donald Trump. The biggest loser ever. In the whole of history. Period.