Alabama Piety (aka Holy Orders)
The sanctity of life
Is moral and it’s pure
So mothers guard your children
From impregnation by Roy Moore
For all blastocysts are holy
Whether Methodist or Papist
Baptist, Evangelical
Mormon or from a rapist
For you must serve a sentence
That lasts you all your life
And carry to full term
Now make it right, become his wife
For if you don’t what happens
Unmarried, there is blaming
With child they’ll stop and stare
Next up there is the shaming
And after a life of poverty
Just to show we care
When your children commit a crime
We’ll put them in the chair