The Low Barr
(aka The Fifth Avenue Clues by Felonious Trump)
The Donald set such a low bar
That his base think that he’s a star
Though his notion of limbo
Is getting under bimbo
And going around under sub-par
A broken system lies on a gurney
After ending a tortuous journey
A Justice setup to lose
As Investigated choose
Their own investigation’s attorney
It’s as if on Fifth Avenue
A murder – not out of the blue
Committed in plain sight
Led to none on the right
Admitting there was even a clue
It’s true Barr would have had to be high
To indict, or impeach, or to try
A felon for treason
There must be a reason
Trump behaved quite so guiltily, why?