Don’t Bring my Son Into It! (aka The Fake “Barron” Outrage)
How dare Professor Karlan claim I am acting like a King
She should know from my demeanour that is not my kind of thing
I cosy up to “strong leaders” like Putin and Erdogan
Like them I’m wondering if I can extend my tenure plan
So horrid then, this woman, to suggest I’d go to far on
My nepotistic policy, promoting little Barron
She misunderstands my systematic naming convention
Underestimating my narcissistic main intention
I’m not planning my son’s future role, would I care where he’d go?
No, I’m busy stroking my pseudonym John Barron’s ego!