Difficult Truths and Hard Facts
(aka Barr’s 1st Law of “There’s No Lie” Manics)
There are “difficult issues of law and fact”
Too many words to be easily scanned
Therefore some tape to redact
Will help you to understand
You see the tremendous difficulty
Of this matter, is it is hard to act
With such a complete lack of probity
And yet keep my reputation in tact