Bill Barr’s Sporting Chance
(aka Unbalanced)
Bill Barr is out over his skis
He’s unbalanced the weight on his knees
Is fifty five tons
His haunches and buns
Are over his head – the trapeze
Is shaky, he’s wobbling on high
With no safety net, can he fly?
Well he might dance a jig
On his wire but no pig
Has been known to aviate – why?
Well like Barr they’re more noted for bulk
But at least porky pig doesn’t skulk
Around like Bill Barr
Who will fall very far
And go splat with the sound of a sulk