Patel’s Punishment Time (aka Davy Jones’ Hurt Locker) It seems that Mistress Patel Has urges that she cannot quell They’re ...

Dancing Cheek to Cheek (Aka Donald Trump’s Kiss of Death) It’s more than two months since Fine people went visiting ...

Double Plus Ungood (Aka The Viagra Fails) A brand new deal with Canada!Hailed as a Triumph for BrexitExactly as we ...

Prime Time TV with Giuliani, The Trumper Ape of Democracy(Aka Sweat-Troll-Telly the Maverick Lawyer) Rudy says that he can smell ...

Kayleigh Kayleigh Cockamamie(aka Not McEnany Sense!) McEnanyHasn’t anyBrain cells in her headWait, there is oneBut it is doneIt’s finished with, ...

Bad Timing with Dido Harding(Aka Just Not in Time Processing) Dido H. was so good at TalkTalkMatt Hancock thought that ...

The Masquerade Ball-Up (aka Boris’s Slip is showing) Boris Johnson let his mask slipChatting to “the North” a wee blipHe ...

He’s Once, Twice, Three time he’s Shady(Aka Actually No, Boris is just a Shyte) Boris talking Shyte?Yes I think that ...

Dug Defeated Trump (aka Narcissistic? Moi?) Dug can’t take all the creditBut now it’s out, I’ve said itNow Biden winsFor ...

Hancock – The Auctioneer(Aka Selling Health Care while Boris Self Isolates – Again) The stand-in is Hancock, the slithering wretchHe ...