Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Breath of Fresh Air(Aka It’s Such a Wheeze) Jacob Rees-Mogg wants the brouhaha ha haHe needs the holler ...
UselessUseless
The Unknown Quantity (Aka Who’s This Eustice?) Very well known Brexiteer George EusticeThought it a great idea to boost hisProfile ...
Colonic IrrigationColonic Irrigation
The Return of the Ode de Colon(Aka Jacob Rees-Mogg and the Chamber Pot Sleaze Crept) The toileteers of KentPortaloos, heaven ...
I Beg Your Par DonI Beg Your Par Don
Gross Lard Don (aka Melancholia Does Country and Festrin’) Ten over par Don?D’you never honestly write score-cards Don?Along with the ...
Trump’s ViolinsTrump’s Violins
“I’d Like to Punch Him in the Face”(aka Steady on Now – No Violins) Alas, sweet Donald, he did not ...
The Death of Democrats See?The Death of Democrats See?
The Fun Dead (aka The Dread Vote) “If only dead people could vote”As some sarcastically promoteThey think the GOPDo badly ...
Planning for BrextPlanning for Brext
Brexit Plans – The Full Shit Show(aka For Turd Planning) As the year end it approachesThe Government plan throughAll of ...
Social? It’s Justice for AllSocial? It’s Justice for All
Social Fussed Tryst (Aka Cultural Marks List) LGBTQIPI’ve added one more letter, see?To ensure now it’s glamorousAppending “polyamorous”! Perhaps I ...
Shame They’re PottyShame They’re Potty
Ode de Colon (Aka Jacob Grease Slob’s Master Pan) From Dover to the north of KentThe slurry was most evidentBrexshit ...
Nice Smell (Kentish Style)Nice Smell (Kentish Style)
The Sweet Smell of Success(aka Bo’s Victory Crap) Boris Johnson’s greatest successWas getting aboard the BrexpressIt arrived with this clownFolk ...