Outsized In (aka Badly A-Dressed) Inside out and upside downDon’s mask won’t stop his rantsAnd that is also how heAnd ...

A Very British Conga (Colonial An-Aka-Donder) Govey thinks we’re strongerWith Customs queues far longerThan Rees-Moggs rantsAnd underpants ‘Cos Rees-Mogg favours ...

Stirling Castle Whoo! By The Bam o’ Banter (aka Rabid Burns) The ghosties wis’ dancin’ an’ birling Tae bagpipes a ...

Donald Trump’s Masker-Raid (aka Having a Ball) Donald Trump’s willing to trade Your healthcare (and your Medicaid) He’s not up ...

The Hooded Claw (aka Masquerading ) Michael Gove is not so fastHe’s not quick on the drawThough swift with cuts ...

The Temptress Insomnia (aka Dog Tired) My mistress comes to me by night She’s my persistent muse And takes me ...

Devine Retribution (aka Don’t Miss Jair – He Must Pays!) Although it is my wont to insist That, my dear ...

Water Poo Bum Set (aka “In a Bind”) by Derrière Gaffer-tape The Toilet Nazi’s back again To carry and caper ...

Gove Idiot’s Little Mix of Covid and Brexit Picks(Aka A Cons-Bendy-Dumb of Bananas) Dominic Cummings and ScienceDo not have any ...

Neuroffends (aka Now Max Strength) The Daily Brexpress is annoyedThat an idea has been toyedWith, that could deny usAccess to ...