Brexmas at Number 10(aka Have Yourself a Sherry and get Pissed Max) It’s Christmas time and BorisIs as excited as ...
4th July – Better Late than Never4th July – Better Late than Never
Spanky Poodle’s Band-Aid (aka Born on the 4th of D’You Lie?) Trump is ranks Putin very highlyHe wants to be ...
Hazy Crazy CummingsHazy Crazy Cummings
Hazy Hazy (aka Dominic Cummings Stinks Aloud) Hazy LazyGive me the answer doWho’s half crazy? Boris and Govey too!And also ...
Heartless Brewer and FarageHeartless Brewer and Farage
Marry Farry do Not Tarry! (aka Skewed Up at The Alter) That lass Julia Heartless BrewerIs lovely (if only you ...
Lunch with BorisLunch with Boris
Fun day Lunch at the Johnsons(aka Messed-on Women-Troll’s Recipe for Brexcess) “Boris stop playing with your foodI’ve told you before ...
Close Up on BeachesClose Up on Beaches
Please Stand So Close to Me (aka Message in a Throttle) by the Pall-Ease Young beaches, the subjectOf Boris’ fantasyHe ...
The Emerald IsleThe Emerald Isle
The Emerald Isle (aka Sham Crock Forever) Good auld Northern IrelandIt’s like they’re one of usBut stick 350 millionWith them ...
Farage in TulsaFarage in Tulsa
International Tent-Sons … of the Dessert (aka Farage in Demand) Nigel FarageHe sat intentSitting in a tentThat he had been ...
Boris Sciences PapersBoris Sciences Papers
The Scientific Method (aka Peer Reviewed Toilet Paper) Boris did not place relianceOn silly and frivolous scienceFor his colleagues uniqueHe ...
Boris Wasted on TrumpBoris Wasted on Trump
Getting the Measure of Boris (aka The Waist Lands) If Boris Johnson thinks that one metreIs sufficient, then like the ...