Making ISIS Great Again
(aka A-Boo Bragger Old-Sag-Had-He, Mocked and Goaded)
A-Boo Batter Albuquerque
(Trump) felt a little bit quirky
When he had to run
From everyone
Even Erdogan of Turkey
Trump’s game, no it just wasn’t right
And nobody cared for his plight
Including his base
He felt out of place
His clubs he preferred to be light
Grabu Back-There Old MAG Daddy
Had to whack, per hole, flag caddy
But due to this whim
His balls stuck on rim
Sad news, max farce – whole jihadi!
(Trump booed at baseball match / Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi shot dead by US forces)