Boris and his Unique Horn (by Ha, There’s Ned! and Too-Good A-Liar)
My ugly, ugly, Brexit horse
My Brexit harsh
So ugly that I concealed
Everybody from knowing
That our “fresh talks” are going
(In the bin!)
I want the power to give super Trump
A ride on our NHS
Abolish more truths every day
And bring you to a harsh Brexit
My ugly, ugly, Brexit harsh
My Brexit horse
You’re a Brony to the core
Pleasuring a clown
With a tan, on your back
Quite a strain on eye sight, yeah
Quite a pain, through the night …
Donald, we have to lose that sexy phone!
With Apologies to Father Ted, Father Dougal McGuire and The Devine Comedy’s “My Lovely Horse”