A Note to Mr. Neil (aka Get Well Soon Boris)
Dear Mr. Neil we’re sorry
That our young Boris can’t attend
The interview this morning
We hope he’ll soon be on the mend
You see his voice is croaky
And has grown a little hoarse
For he’s used it too much lately
And he needs to lie of course
So would it be alright
If his good old friend Michael “Goove”
Could take this little test for him
His fitness it will surely prove