Hospital Pass (aka Boris Talks Balls in the Press Scrum)
Boris was head down in a ruck
Scraping as always at muck
Then out squirted a ball
From the back of the maul
Prised from Johnson, such terrible luck
As injuries go it was bad
For gents there’s few worse to be had
To avoid steroid ills
A chap needs spheroid pills
So losing one made him quite sad
Boris, dazed from the steaming pile rose
He was addled, somewhat comatose
Then he let out a howl
And called out “ref foul,
They pinched ball right from under my nose”
The ref called a stop to the play
And said, “listen Johnson, obey
The laws of the game
Stop trying to blame
Those you try to shove out the way”
But Boris started to yammer “Ah …
Prove I lied” then with a stammer “Ah …
There is no video ref”
But VAR was – to his left
He had been caught out on camera!