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Brexit Advent(ure)!

Twelve Days of Brexit – But It Dozen Add Up

On the first day of Brexit my true love gave to me
A clean break that was Brexity

On the second day of Brexit my true love gave to me
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the third day of Brexit my true love gave to me
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the fourth day of Brexit my true love gave to me
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the fifth the day of Brexit my true love gave to me
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

One the sixth the day of Brexit my true love gave to me
Everyone’s a hating
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the seventh the day of Brexit my true love gave to me
A how d’you do at Dover
Everyone’s a hating
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the eighth the day of Brexit my true love gave to me
A note saying “It’s over”
And how d’you do at Dover
Everyone’s a hating
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the ninth the day of Brexit my true love gave to me
Agreements? No, Nein, Non
A note saying “It’s over”
And how d’you do at Dover
Everyone’s a hating
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the tenth the day of Brexit my true love gave to me
A tailback ten miles long
Agreements? No, Nein, Non
A note saying “It’s over”
And how d’you do at Dover
Everyone’s a hating
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the eleventh day of Brexit my true love gave to me
Signed “From Russia with affection”
A tailback ten miles long
Agreements? No, Nein, Non
A note saying “It’s over”
And how d’you do at Dover
Everyone’s a hating
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

On the twelfth day of Brexit my true love gave to me
A general election
Signed “from Russia with affection”
A tailback ten miles long
Agreements? No, Nein, Non
A note saying “It’s over”
And how d’you do at Dover
Everyone’s a hating
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Afore the polling stirred
Three months flex-tension
Two fingers up at
A clean break that was Brexity

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