Fantastic Beasts and Amazing Facts (aka Factions of Fiction)
The Fantastic Mr. Fox
Said it would be so easy
To make trade deals
But now he feels
More that a little queasy
The wondrous David Davis
Said we (in just one day)
On fag packets can
Roll deals over plan
It’s easy – pray to play
Don’t dis ingenious Gove
For saying access to single market
Would somehow be free
Just bend at the knee
So that you can assemble your car kit
And then there is Brilliant Boris
Who says we will take back control
Why all the fuss?
Let’s make a bus!
That is just how this c*nt trolls