A Song For Xmas (aka Hark the Feral Flame Grilled Spin)
Let’s all vote for Christmas
Let’s do the Turkey wurkey boogaloo
Let’s all vote for Brexit
It’s in the microwave at level two
Let’s all vote for Christmas
It’s the last that we will ever have
Let’s all vote for Brexmas
Never more to ever sing and laugh
Christmas comes round every year
Brexmas happens only once
But soon we’ll have our fill of it
‘Coz of Boris and his cabinet of stupid grunts [stop making up your own rhymes folks]
Ok, Let’s all vote for Christmas
And now for the massive finale
Forget your meds, get off your heads
Enjoy the broken Brexmas jamboree!