Hands Across the Irish Sea (aka The Troll Bridge)
Billy Goat Boris built a bridge
He said “look it is great
It takes you right to Ireland
And it’s got a customs gate”
So Boris clip and clops along
Towards the other side
But lurking ‘neath the bridge
Customs’ Pat Troll hides
“Top o’ the mornin’ Boris”
He says and tips his hat
“I did not expect to see you sure,
My goodness, fancy that”
“And now you are half way across
You’ll see just how we roll
The Irish Marine customs
We’ll make you pay the toll”