Spa Wars (Aka Use The Farce - Look!)It is the Tory sewage farceEngland will not wipe its fat arseWhile down ...
Category: Boris and Chums
Patel’s PunishmentsPatel’s Punishments
Patel’s Punishment Time (aka Davy Jones’ Hurt Locker) It seems that Mistress Patel Has urges that she cannot quell They’re ...
Dido’s Rackety TraceDido’s Rackety Trace
Bad Timing with Dido Harding(Aka Just Not in Time Processing) Dido H. was so good at TalkTalkMatt Hancock thought that ...
Boris Slips Up In ScotlandBoris Slips Up In Scotland
The Masquerade Ball-Up (aka Boris’s Slip is showing) Boris Johnson let his mask slipChatting to “the North” a wee blipHe ...
Boris ShyteBoris Shyte
He’s Once, Twice, Three time he’s Shady(Aka Actually No, Boris is just a Shyte) Boris talking Shyte?Yes I think that ...
Hancock’s AuctionHancock’s Auction
Hancock – The Auctioneer(Aka Selling Health Care while Boris Self Isolates – Again) The stand-in is Hancock, the slithering wretchHe ...
Nice Smell (Kentish Style)Nice Smell (Kentish Style)
The Sweet Smell of Success(aka Bo’s Victory Crap) Boris Johnson’s greatest successWas getting aboard the BrexpressIt arrived with this clownFolk ...
Hancock’s ConfusionHancock’s Confusion
Matt Cockhand’s World of Confusion (aka Masking Tape) Will someone please give Matt a hand He’s confused his mask with ...
British CongaBritish Conga
A Very British Conga (Colonial An-Aka-Donder) Govey thinks we’re strongerWith Customs queues far longerThan Rees-Moggs rantsAnd underpants ‘Cos Rees-Mogg favours ...
Hoody GoveHoody Gove
The Hooded Claw (aka Masquerading ) Michael Gove is not so fastHe’s not quick on the drawThough swift with cuts ...