Spa Wars (Aka Use The Farce - Look!)It is the Tory sewage farceEngland will not wipe its fat arseWhile down ...
Category: Brexit Rexit
Patel’s PunishmentsPatel’s Punishments
Patel’s Punishment Time (aka Davy Jones’ Hurt Locker) It seems that Mistress Patel Has urges that she cannot quell They’re ...
Viagra Fails – Canada MinusViagra Fails – Canada Minus
Double Plus Ungood (Aka The Viagra Fails) A brand new deal with Canada!Hailed as a Triumph for BrexitExactly as we ...
UselessUseless
The Unknown Quantity (Aka Who’s This Eustice?) Very well known Brexiteer George EusticeThought it a great idea to boost hisProfile ...
Colonic IrrigationColonic Irrigation
The Return of the Ode de Colon(Aka Jacob Rees-Mogg and the Chamber Pot Sleaze Crept) The toileteers of KentPortaloos, heaven ...
Planning for BrextPlanning for Brext
Brexit Plans – The Full Shit Show(aka For Turd Planning) As the year end it approachesThe Government plan throughAll of ...
Shame They’re PottyShame They’re Potty
Ode de Colon (Aka Jacob Grease Slob’s Master Pan) From Dover to the north of KentThe slurry was most evidentBrexshit ...
Nice Smell (Kentish Style)Nice Smell (Kentish Style)
The Sweet Smell of Success(aka Bo’s Victory Crap) Boris Johnson’s greatest successWas getting aboard the BrexpressIt arrived with this clownFolk ...
Hancock’s ConfusionHancock’s Confusion
Matt Cockhand’s World of Confusion (aka Masking Tape) Will someone please give Matt a hand He’s confused his mask with ...
ControlControl
Control (aka Tighten that Belt) We’re taking back control In our Brexit cape Superhero bondage We’ve brought our own red ...