A Very British Conga (Colonial An-Aka-Donder) Govey thinks we’re strongerWith Customs queues far longerThan Rees-Moggs rantsAnd underpants ‘Cos Rees-Mogg favours ...
Category: Brexit Rexit
Hoody GoveHoody Gove
The Hooded Claw (aka Masquerading ) Michael Gove is not so fastHe’s not quick on the drawThough swift with cuts ...
Free Trade – BananasFree Trade – Bananas
Gove Idiot’s Little Mix of Covid and Brexit Picks(Aka A Cons-Bendy-Dumb of Bananas) Dominic Cummings and ScienceDo not have any ...
A SpoonfEUl of MedicineA SpoonfEUl of Medicine
Neuroffends (aka Now Max Strength) The Daily Brexpress is annoyedThat an idea has been toyedWith, that could deny usAccess to ...
‘Tis Unseasonable eh? For a Brolly!‘Tis Unseasonable eh? For a Brolly!
Brexmas at Number 10(aka Have Yourself a Sherry and get Pissed Max) It’s Christmas time and BorisIs as excited as ...
Hazy Crazy CummingsHazy Crazy Cummings
Hazy Hazy (aka Dominic Cummings Stinks Aloud) Hazy LazyGive me the answer doWho’s half crazy? Boris and Govey too!And also ...
Heartless Brewer and FarageHeartless Brewer and Farage
Marry Farry do Not Tarry! (aka Skewed Up at The Alter) That lass Julia Heartless BrewerIs lovely (if only you ...
Lunch with BorisLunch with Boris
Fun day Lunch at the Johnsons(aka Messed-on Women-Troll’s Recipe for Brexcess) “Boris stop playing with your foodI’ve told you before ...
Close Up on BeachesClose Up on Beaches
Please Stand So Close to Me (aka Message in a Throttle) by the Pall-Ease Young beaches, the subjectOf Boris’ fantasyHe ...
The Emerald IsleThe Emerald Isle
The Emerald Isle (aka Sham Crock Forever) Good auld Northern IrelandIt’s like they’re one of usBut stick 350 millionWith them ...