Neuroffends (aka Now Max Strength) The Daily Brexpress is annoyedThat an idea has been toyedWith, that could deny usAccess to ...
Category: Health
Close Up on BeachesClose Up on Beaches
Please Stand So Close to Me (aka Message in a Throttle) by the Pall-Ease Young beaches, the subjectOf Boris’ fantasyHe ...
Farage in TulsaFarage in Tulsa
International Tent-Sons … of the Dessert (aka Farage in Demand) Nigel FarageHe sat intentSitting in a tentThat he had been ...
Boris Sciences PapersBoris Sciences Papers
The Scientific Method (aka Peer Reviewed Toilet Paper) Boris did not place relianceOn silly and frivolous scienceFor his colleagues uniqueHe ...
Dominic Cummings – CrappyDominic Cummings – Crappy
“Appy” by Go Far will Ill-Cums (aka Crack and Craze) I might seem hazy what he’s ’bout to sayAnd insincere, ...
Gambler GoveGambler Gove
A Fool and Our Money (aka Soon Parted) A fool known as Michael GoveThought himself quite the bluff coveA dandy ...
Stand-Up Trump, Funny GuyStand-Up Trump, Funny Guy
Tulsa Rally Stand-Up (aka It’s … Don’t He Lie, Don’s Lying Circus) Donald doing stand-upStanding on his stumpSpreading out his ...
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Covid Beaten in UK! 25/6/2020Covid Beaten in UK! 25/6/2020
It’s The Stupid Economy Again (aka R U Loathsome Tonight?) Boris Johnson’s opening upOh joy, hip hip hoorayThe R number ...
Head in SandHead in Sand
The Boss Trick Ostrich (aka Boris Sticks his Head in the Sand) Boris Johnson’s responseIs just to scratch his bonceHello ...
A Blue PlanetA Blue Planet
Playing Marbles (aka Old Style Fun and Games) This tranquillity is weird But not entirely bad If nothing else it ...